Boy in my class:  *draw lines on his arm with a red marker and making jokes about self harm* Ohh, it hurts so much, i am emo and im going to kill myself
Our teacher:  *walks up behind him, looks at what he is doing*
Boy:  Do you wanna see my favorite cut? *points at on of the lines he had drawn*
Teacher:  *pulls up his sleeve and reveal an arm with lots of scars and points at the biggest* do you wanna se mine?
Boy:  *gasping, and stear at the teacher's arm* but....
Teacher:  Please dont make jokes about self harm, ok! you never know which one of those around you who are actually dealing with it. And its not a joke.

School:  We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student:  I got bullied.
School:  The fuck do you want us to do about it?

gerardcalmyourhands:

my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for